Zodjatraw is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, contented dryad.

Zodjatraw created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodjatraw, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodjatraw, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zodjatraw's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zodjatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.