Wattighiv Banbudneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient bear.

Wattighiv Banbudneg created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wattighiv Banbudneg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wattighiv Banbudneg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wattighiv Banbudneg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wattighiv Banbudneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Wattighiv Banbudneg loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.