Didkomhon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing mouse.

Didkomhon created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didkomhon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Didkomhon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Didkomhon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Didkomhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide if four tortoises approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Respect your elders.