Arnveenbass is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy warg.

Arnveenbass created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnveenbass, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arnveenbass, he will destroy your home solar system.

Arnveenbass' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arnveenbass' Holy Commandments

1. Arnveenbass must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Always help goats in need.