Vanrawbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty centipede.

Vanrawbid created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanrawbid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vanrawbid, he will make you grow a tail.

Vanrawbid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vanrawbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Vanrawbid loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat carrots.