Hennankon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome cat.

Hennankon created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennankon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hennankon, it will turn you into a worm.

Hennankon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hennankon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hennankon on top of all buildings.