Hudfebfob Taninghan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty slug.

Hudfebfob Taninghan created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfebfob Taninghan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudfebfob Taninghan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hudfebfob Taninghan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hudfebfob Taninghan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Hudfebfob Taninghan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.