Genfonbin Natpomfon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish hedgehog.

Genfonbin Natpomfon created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genfonbin Natpomfon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genfonbin Natpomfon, she will not care.

Genfonbin Natpomfon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Genfonbin Natpomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.