Flytaryak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind meerkat.

Flytaryak created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytaryak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flytaryak, she will turn you into a worm.

Flytaryak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flytaryak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Hide from black tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.