Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced goose.

Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen, it will destroy your home solar system.

Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appsafsiglakhaswiprullveen.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.