Dadsigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving crow.

Dadsigbell created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadsigbell, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dadsigbell, it will turn you into a worm.

Dadsigbell's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dadsigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Dadsigbell must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Always wear yellow.