Kanbograk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent goblin.

Kanbograk created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbograk, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kanbograk, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kanbograk's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kanbograk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kanbograk on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Put Kanbograk first in all things.