Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow crow.

Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest, he will curse you with boils.

Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest four times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Fetfennibflatdadtonsadbest's name in vain.

5. Never hurt tortoises.