Jignillan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, pitiless hamster.

Jignillan created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jignillan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jignillan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jignillan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jignillan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.