Gudfliskab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate shrew.

Gudfliskab created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfliskab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudfliskab, she will remove you from existence.

Gudfliskab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gudfliskab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.