Nartbonklib Tailjarnvenbot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet human.

Nartbonklib Tailjarnvenbot created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbonklib Tailjarnvenbot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nartbonklib Tailjarnvenbot, he will strike you with lightening.

Nartbonklib Tailjarnvenbot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nartbonklib Tailjarnvenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never talk about amino acids.