Tandussaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured hyena.

Tandussaf created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tandussaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tandussaf, he will think nothing of it.

Tandussaf's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tandussaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never think about comets.