Tafbigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy pig.

Tafbigleg created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tafbigleg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafbigleg, she will think nothing of it.

Tafbigleg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tafbigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.