Hadcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast fly.

Hadcip created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hadcip, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hadcip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Never write about asteroids.