Mumfarndab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain hare.

Mumfarndab created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumfarndab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mumfarndab, he will not invite you to parties.

Mumfarndab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mumfarndab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not chop down trees.