Fumhakfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able crocodile.

Fumhakfud created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhakfud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumhakfud, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fumhakfud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fumhakfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat strawberries.