Sitnadbog Wonvegwab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witless warg.

Sitnadbog Wonvegwab created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Sitnadbog Wonvegwab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sitnadbog Wonvegwab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sitnadbog Wonvegwab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sitnadbog Wonvegwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sitnadbog Wonvegwab on top of all buildings.