Liprilhim Linstafxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane grasshopper.

Liprilhim Linstafxem created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liprilhim Linstafxem, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Liprilhim Linstafxem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Liprilhim Linstafxem's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Liprilhim Linstafxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never feed aubergines to tapirs while wearing yellow scarves.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always look after injured moths.