Stragveenpad Dotbudbell is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody wren.

Stragveenpad Dotbudbell created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragveenpad Dotbudbell, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragveenpad Dotbudbell, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stragveenpad Dotbudbell's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stragveenpad Dotbudbell's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.