Lipflatgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unselfish goose.

Lipflatgar created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipflatgar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipflatgar, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lipflatgar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lipflatgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Lipflatgar on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.