Ganfabcat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind spider.

Ganfabcat created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganfabcat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ganfabcat, it will not care at all.

Ganfabcat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ganfabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.