Rapgilhomcadjamnig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident jaguar.

Rapgilhomcadjamnig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapgilhomcadjamnig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapgilhomcadjamnig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rapgilhomcadjamnig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rapgilhomcadjamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat peas.