Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise mouse.

Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Kappibsitrag Hamloptitcud on top of all buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.