Logloopved is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong octopus.

Logloopved created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Logloopved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logloopved, he will turn you into a worm.

Logloopved's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Logloopved's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Logloopved.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.