Gidnellcam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-powerful spider.

Gidnellcam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Gidnellcam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gidnellcam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gidnellcam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gidnellcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gidnellcam on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about voles.