Lunzigzig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain crow.

Lunzigzig created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunzigzig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lunzigzig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lunzigzig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lunzigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never paint your back white.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Put Lunzigzig first in all things.