Fatsatrow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane dragonfly.

Fatsatrow created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Fatsatrow, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatsatrow, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fatsatrow's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fatsatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatsatrow.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always obey Fatsatrow's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fatsatrow.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.