Feddodlad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent monkey.

Feddodlad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feddodlad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Feddodlad, he will send you a sign.

Feddodlad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Feddodlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Feddodlad.