Tof is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering owl.

Tof created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tof, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tof, she will turn you into a rat.

Tof's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tof's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.