Gidsomgat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak ferret.

Gidsomgat created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gidsomgat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidsomgat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gidsomgat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gidsomgat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gidsomgat.

2. Gidsomgat loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.