Habvogfid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent bee.

Habvogfid created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habvogfid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Habvogfid, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Habvogfid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Habvogfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.