Mifhatmit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil wolf.

Mifhatmit created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifhatmit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifhatmit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mifhatmit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mifhatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.