Zabbitmat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, astonishing goose.

Zabbitmat created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zabbitmat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zabbitmat, she will be very unhappy.

Zabbitmat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zabbitmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Hide from indigo snails for they are unholy.

5. Always wear violet.