Hinpaskab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome wyvern.

Hinpaskab created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinpaskab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinpaskab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hinpaskab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hinpaskab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Put Hinpaskab first in all things.