Zisscankon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced eagle.

Zisscankon created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zisscankon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zisscankon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zisscankon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zisscankon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.