Zenvandon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy camel.

Zenvandon created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenvandon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenvandon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zenvandon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zenvandon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.