Hivsafkabcep is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited hummingbird.

Hivsafkabcep created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Hivsafkabcep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivsafkabcep, it will make you grow a tail.

Hivsafkabcep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hivsafkabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Worship no other gods but Hivsafkabcep.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.