Fombitrow is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient fox.

Fombitrow created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombitrow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fombitrow, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fombitrow's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fombitrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Fombitrow.