Pitmidhommat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong manatee.

Pitmidhommat created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitmidhommat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitmidhommat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pitmidhommat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pitmidhommat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven eagles approach from the east.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Never wear ear rings.