Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil zebra.

Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit's Holy Commandments

1. Podhadhab Nadtimstragcadfatwadcatfas Rilligcit loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about amino acids.