Tarphamcudfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable hyena.

Tarphamcudfub created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tarphamcudfub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarphamcudfub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tarphamcudfub's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tarphamcudfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tarphamcudfub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Worship no other gods but Tarphamcudfub.

5. Never write about nebulae.