Xenfudtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate coyote.

Xenfudtarp created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xenfudtarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xenfudtarp, it will ignore you.

Xenfudtarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xenfudtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Xenfudtarp on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.