Pangsafpang is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome bee.

Pangsafpang created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsafpang, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangsafpang, it will turn you into a mole.

Pangsafpang's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pangsafpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.