Jigsasgig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured hydra.

Jigsasgig created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigsasgig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigsasgig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jigsasgig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jigsasgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never paint your back violet.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.