Himrutthon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited clam.

Himrutthon created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himrutthon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himrutthon, she will think nothing of it.

Himrutthon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Himrutthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Himrutthon's name in vain.

2. You must pray to Himrutthon four times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.